Squeat?

Aug. 16th, 2006 01:40 pm

What’s worse than there being only one food source—a cafeteria—within walking distance of your office?

Realizing that today is “Seafood Jubilee” and that you can’t get anything that isn’t seafood unless you find someone to drive you somewhere.

What’s worse than that? Having your only coworker at this client site take his car and go home before lunch because his computer died.

What’s worse than that? Calling three different coworkers at your home office a mile away, requesting that they include you in their lunch plans. Then waiting until 45 minutes past noon for them to pull their heads out of their asses and make a plan.

What’s worse than that? Being told that after waiting so long, your coworkers were in fact unable to pull their heads out of their asses; they decided that they aren’t going to pick you up at all, and that they’re just going to eat lunch at one of the many lovely and diverse eateries within their office park, and to hell with you.

What’s worse than that? Spending five bucks for a tiny iceberg salad from the cafeteria.

What’s worse than that? Receiving an email announcing free sandwiches in the cafeteria… at 1:30pm. Just in time, if you’d decided to wait an hour and half past noon to get your lunch.

What’s worse than that? They’re catered sandwiches that the visiting clients wouldn’t even eat when they were fresh, 24 hours earlier. You remember, the very ones you saw sitting out on a counter all afternoon yesterday.

What’s worse than that? It’s only Wednesday, folks… Let’s do this again tomorrow! And the next day!

At least if I ate the sandwiches I could call in sick…

I’ve needed a new laptop for years. I bought my Vaio back in June of 2000, and five years equates to three or four generations in laptop-years. Of course, I was out of work for three of those years, so I didn’t feel I could afford to buy a new machine.

All that changed after I started work innovating buses last year at Bus-Innovation. By autumn, my financial house was in order enough so that I felt I could finally swing a (by now desperately needed) laptop upgrade.

After a lot of research, I ordered a Dell last November. It was a very sweet machine, but it wouldn’t run off battery power. After talking to no less than 15 CSRs—at first to fix the problem, then later in a vain attempt to get Dell to honor their “no questions asked” return policy—I finally gave them their accursed machine back and was refunded my money.

Of course, that wasted a couple months of time, both in the research I’d done and the new research necessary to decide on a new machine (there was, of course, absolutely no way in hell I was ordering anything from Dell).

Earlier, I’d dismissed IBM because they didn’t make a single widescreen notebook model, but I learned that they’d recently come out with one that looked pretty reasonable. So on December 20th I ordered one, reveling in the substantial discount that I got through my IBM employee friend, [livejournal.com profile] pookfreak.

I had to place my order by phone because I wanted a configuration that wasn’t available via their web site. At that time, I was told that it’d be “at least four weeks” before the machine could be shipped, because it was a very popular model. Okay, well… I’ll live.

Of course, four weeks later, the ship date was pushed out another four weeks, which placed it in the middle of my Seoul trip. I was hoping it would arrive while I was out of the country, but instead, they extended the ship date another fortnight. At that point, I sent an email to my sales rep, stating that they shouldn’t be taking orders for laptops if they couldn’t deliver them within three months of order.

Lenovo Z60m

Eight days later—Friday—I received my order: a shiny new Lenovo (IBM) StinkPad Z60m. 2 Ghz, 2 GB memory, 100 GB hard drive, 15.4“ LCD operating at 1680 x 1050 px. The machine appears to be getting good reviews.

Of course, given my experience with the Dell, I’m being a bit cautious about migrating to the StinkPad before I’ve done a full system acceptance test. In the two days I’ve had it, I’ve verified that it’s generally working well. There have been a couple system hiccups, but for the most part it’s being fully functional.

My biggest concern is the keyboard, which is surprising since IBM is renowned for the quality of their keyboards. However, there are some issues. It suffers the same problem of the Dell of having the Insert/Delete and Home/End and PgUp/PgDn keys buried in an unintuitive utility section at upper right. And for some blazingly stupid reason, they decided to make the Fn key the leftmost key in the bottom row. That displaces the frequently-used Ctrl key, which makes using Ctrl-key based editing a royal pain. Basically, the keyboard is going to take some real getting used to.

However, everything else seems fine, and so far it’s passing the burn-in test. And I’ve enjoyed finally having a capable machine again. A good example of that is the fact that I’m writing this entry from my couch rather than my desk. See, the Vaio stopped working off battery power some years ago, so it’s tethered to the AC power outlet at my desk. Just being able to run off battery is an immense gain, but on top of that, even if I shut the Vaio down and moved it to another outlet, I’d lose Internet connectivity because it lacks a wireless LAN card. The StinkPad, of course, comes with wireless networking by default, which is another huge benefit, and the reason why I can post this entry from my couch, or the kitchen, or the bedroom… finally! And let’s not even mention the potential for actually playing DVDs…

So although I’m still taking my time and making sure everything about the new machine is going to work out, so far it’s going well, and I’m pretty happy with the box. Considering how much time I spend on the computer, this should have a very substantial impact upon my quality of life. Happy day!

EOY

Dec. 31st, 2005 04:26 pm

I know it’s tedious to read about everyone’s end-of-year natterings, so I’ll keep mine brief.

Having just gone through a very difficult period, I’m naturally inclined to write 2005 off as just a series of very painful events. However, when I went to make a list of the good and the bad, I discovered a very surprising and substantial imbalance toward the good. This year in particular this list seems to really help keep things in perspective.

So here’s my lists:

The Bad The Good
  • Puggle’s sudden death
  • Inna’s hospitalization
  • Abandoning my graphic design certificate program
  • The damage done to my ceilings by leaks in the building’s A/C system
  • Having to send back my new Dell laptop as defective
  • The brouhaha with my bike shop over replacing my headset
  • Early-season difficulties on the bike due to my back and seat
  • I never had the time to get started in sea kayaking this year
 
  • Got a new job and began making money again
  • DargonZine went back into circulation, printing the first half of the long-awaited Black Idol story arc, our most ambitious collaboration ever
  • Those included “Liberated Hope”, a two-chapter story of my own
  • Made a ton of positive progress in incorporating Buddhist philosophy into my life
  • Bought a very nice brand new road bike
  • Realized a longstanding dream by taking the train up to Portland, Maine and biking from there to Augusta
  • Had three pieces of artwork displayed publicly at my art school’s senior show
  • Met several prominent personalities, including Benoit Mandelbrot, Greg Hawkes, Ajahn Brahm, and Terry Pratchett
  • Had a tremendously enjoyable and successful Pan-Mass Challenge charity ride
  • Attended a pleasant Dargon Writers’ Summit in Traverse City, Michigan
  • Learned how to do my own artistic bookbinding
  • Went for a schooner ride in Camden, Maine with my brother
  • Began attending friendly scotch nights and picked up a rare bottle of Port Ellen at a local tasting
  • Got back into the swing of playing Diplomacy and learned how to play the excellent game Settlers of Catan
  • Got back into and put in a good showing at some friendly poker games, then had a very profitable blackjack outing at Foxwoods
  • Got the bloaty-ohs attending my first Scooper Bowl: an all-you-can-eat ice cream charity event
  • Bought an iPod Nano
  • Joined the ACLU in response to the US government’s unabashed assault on human rights both domestically and abroad
  • Had a fun time showing my friend Tasia around Boston

So that’s the scoop. As you can see, the positives far outweigh the negatives, even if there were a couple really, really terrible things that happened this year.

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