Sigh. The predictability hurts us.

What was your biggest accomplishment this year?
Probably the thing I’m most proud of is succeeding at raising $3,555 for the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute through my participation in this year’s Pan-Mass Challenge ride. Other noteworthy accomplishments include biking up several hills, including Evans Notch, Great Blue Hill, Mount Wachusett, South Uncanoonuc, and Pack Monadnock; the progress I’ve made getting back into writing for DargonZine; and my exploration of Buddhism.
 
What was your biggest disappointment?
Oddly, the PMC also provides my biggest disappointment of the year, when I crashed out of the event and had to go to the hospital to get stitches. My other cycling disappointment was bonking hard on the way back from a ride to Gloucester. I was also disappointed in that I only had enough submissions to send out five issues of DargonZine this year, and we lost several of our veteran writers and my close personal friends, including Victor, Pam, Bryan, Stu, and Rhonda.
 
What do you hope the new year brings?
The obvious and biggest desire is a new job. Other than that, I hope that the DargonZine crew can finish up the big story arc we began writing at the 2003 Summit, so that I have it to print this year.
 
Will you be making any New Year's resolutions? If yes, what will they be?
I don’t think so. I just finished making two birthday resolutions (regular Buddhist meditation, and transitioning to skim milk), so I don’t think I need additional resolutions. Maybe I’ll eat a little less red meat, since that would probably be the next logical step in improving my diet, but I don’t think that’s big enough to make it a resolution.
 
I will say that I find it disappointing that although people always ask what new resolutions you’re making, they absolutely never ask how well you kept your old ones. As someone with some actual strength of will, I find it sad that most people fail to control themselves and honor their commitments. I think I’ve kept all my resolutions for the past three years (and they haven’t been “gimmes” at all).
 
What are your plans for New Year's Eve?
I was thinking maybe I’d go to the Lizard Lounge to see Flynn, but probably I’ll stay home. I haven’t bothered cultivating many friends, and I’m so not the party type.
What were your favorite childhood stories?
I don’t have any specific affinities for any writing prior to 7th grade (12 years of age). However, my English teacher at that time read some juvenile lit aloud each day in class. We went through Madeleine L’Engle’s “A Wrinkle in Time” and J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Hobbit”. The latter made enough of an impression that I went on to read and enjoy the slightly more adult “Lord of the Rings” trilogy and become a hardcore Tolkien fan.
 
I also aped “The Hobbit” the following year in the first piece of fiction I ever wrote, a 4-page, 2200-word quest to bring healing medicine to an afflicted prince. Instead of Gandalf the Grey, I had Galor the Elder. In place of Mirkwood my story introduced the Wood of Darkness, a place haunted by the spirits of the dead trees, which took the form of skeletal flying monkeys (a là “Wizard of Oz”). Instead of the Misty Mountains, I had the Murky Mountains, and instead of Gollum I provided the Farog, a solitary subterranean beastie with a poisonous bite. Tolkien’s Beorn was replaced by a healer named Thodin living alone between the wood and the mountains. The story was titled, appropriately enough, “Ornoth’s Journey”, after the protagonist, a prince who undertook the quest along with his brother and sister and the wizard. The opening line, reworked a thousand times in dozens of subsequent revisions, is forever branded in my mind:
Spring came early to Gamdorn, and all of the fields were alive with color, as a stranger clad in a dark robe stroke up the walk to the doors of the large Royal Hall…
But that’s getting rather afield from the original line of inquiry.
 
What books from your childhood would you like to share with [your] children?
My what???
 
Have you re-read any of those childhood stories and been surprised by anything?
Re-reading Tolkien was something of a letdown, because by then I’d become a very proficient fantasy writer and editor myself, and I found his work quite different in style from that which I preferred. While he still retained the sense of wonder that is absolutely critical to the success of any fantasy story, I disagreed with his pacing, and had outgrown the remoteness and the moral absolutes of high fantasy, having found low fantasy both more palatable and more fertile for stories of real human interest.
 
How old were you when you first learned to read?
I have no recollection. A typical age. Three to five?
 
Do you remember the first 'grown-up' book you read? How old were you?
No real recollection, although the “Lord of the Rings” might qualify.

You’d think that as a writer I would have stronger opinions about fiction, but in truth I consider prose a rather cheap commodity. After all, much of it is poorly-written, and even the stuff that’s well-written is easily come by and available in a near inexhaustible quantity. Therefore I don’t tend to value fiction very highly. That might seem an odd view for someone who claims creative writing as their primary method of artistic expression, but so it is.

How are you planning to spend the summer [winter]?
This summer’s goals are finish up a couple stories I’m writing for DargonZine, finding a new job, and training for and completing my third Pan-Mass Challenge, a 200-mile charity bike ride to benefit cancer research and treatment. If you’re interested in helping me reach my fundraising goal, either email me or go here.
 
What was your first summer job?
When I was about fifteen I began working as a counselor at a YMCA day camp. My first year, I think I was paid $25. Later, I’d have my marriage ceremony at the same lakeside camp.
 
If you could go anywhere this summer [winter], where would you go?
Probably Scotland. I’d really like to have more time to explore the countryside.
 
What was your worst vacation ever?
I’m not sure it qualifies as a “vacation”, but the celebration at the end of the Staples project was the most dismal that I recall. The consultancy we worked at gave us a comp day, but it the weather was raw, windy, and rain-sodden. I spent more than two hours on a bus with my coworkers, some of whom were fine and some of whom were the kind of people you’d pay money to avoid. We were dumped off on a sleazy patch of slag near the ocean, and left for two or three hours to freeze in the rainstorm (yes, the bus left). When the bus finally returned to pick us up, someone had the wonderful idea that we could really cap this celebration off by going to a theater and all watching the tedious and formulaic X-Men movie before our two-hour bus ride home. Looking back on it, it was thoroughly painful and disheartening, and a truly pathetic way for our employer to thank us for the months of long hours the project had required.
 
What was your best vacation ever?
I’d have to say it was last year’s Scotland Dargon Writers’ Summit. Twelve days driving around the country, sightseeing, accompanied by some of my closest friends.

Who is your favorite celebrity?
You’re kidding, right? Do people really live like that? How sad for them.
 
Who is your least favorite?
Well, this week’s Five isn’t going to be very interesting, now, is it?
 
Have you ever met or seen any celebrities in real life?
Okay, at least I can answer this one. Probably the most notable person I’ve met was Stephen King. I used to live in the same town, and for some inexplicable reason I was in the local comic book/game store, and he walked in. It was pretty scary. First, he’s a big boy. I’m six-foot-four, but he’s got to be at least six-nine and 270 pounds. Second, he was being followed by a handful of five-foot, high school aged comic book geek groupies, who swarmed around him saying things like “Yeah, Steve, you’re cool! Heheh heheh!” I left there with a new appreciation for why not to become a famous writer.
 
Would you want to be famous? Why or why not?
No thank you. See Stephen King, above. I’ve also had encounters with people who aren’t well-grounded in reality who read my stories (which usually tend to be medieval fantasy) and “overreact” to them. Some people take escapism to an unhealthy and downright scary extreme. In fact, when I discovered that one of my fellow writers treated one of my stories as more “real” than the real world around her, it put me off writing completely for about five years.
 
If you had to trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why?
Why do you assume I want to be someone other than myself? I’m very happy with my life. Or would you rather I gave a witty answer, like trading places with a cat, to see how cats live, or with a dead celebrity, to see what the proverbial “afterlife” is like?

Well that was hardly worth waiting a week for…

I thought I'd share an edited version of a posting I sent to my DargonZine writers.

I recently read an article on A List Apart, a Web designer site, whose angle was on improving how people write. It was specifically addressed to people who write weblogs, but it might be interesting for you to peruse. The article is http://www.alistapart.com/stories/writebetter/.

However, there was one suggestion in there that was a bold statement that I thought I'd bring up. It goes like this:

The advice “write only what you know” increases the likelihood that you will know the same things forever.

Now, I'm a big proponent of "write what you know", because those are the only things that you're going to have unique and revealling insights about. Furthermore, that understanding is what permits you to create interesting, plausible details and imagery about things you know. For me, being a good writer means being an astute and insightful observer of the world around you, and sharing those observations in your writing. How can you ever convincingly write a mangrove swamp or a three-masted schooner if you've never observed them for yourself? How can you plausibly write a character of the opposite gender, if you've never been inside one's head? My answer is: you probably can't do it credibly, and you certainly can't do it compellingly.

A meager substitute for direct observation is, of course, research. But I see that as changing the "what you know" side of the equation. Research is how we can succeed at writing about things that we know nothing about. But it's not the same quality as direct personal experience and observation. Research can allow you write about an unfamiliar topic credibly, though probably not compellingly.

And for me, the whole pithy saying (about never learning anything new because you write what's familiar) breaks down when you realize that writing is most definitely not the primary way any of us learns about the world. I can still "write what I know" without stagnating, because most of what I know, I learned not through writing about it, but through living, observing, and experiencing it in my real life.

So my corollary would be something like this: Writing what you don't know, without trying to fully "know" it, only demonstrates to others the limitations of your knowledge.

I know there are folks who take a less conservative view of "writing only what you know", but I thought I'd share, nonetheless. For me, my writing is heavily based on sharing my unique insights and observations with the reader, so writing beyond what you know is doomed to mediocrity at best.

Blogrot

May. 5th, 2002 09:02 am

I find it surprising that a nation that reads so much can write so poorly. Some reasonably good advice for all you blograts can be found in this ALA article.

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