It’s official: in six weeks TT the Bears will shutter and disappear, leaving Central Square that much more normal.

Right next door to the Middle East, TT’s booked bands that would have struggled in that larger venue. But that gave TT’s the freedom to feature all kinds of unknown but enjoyable acts.

Greg Hawkes

And the tiny size of the club made the concertgoing experience that much more intimate, whether you wanted it or not! You couldn’t physically get more than about 30 feet from the stage.

I can’t say I was a regular at TT’s, but I did see my share of shows. My buddy Bob Corsaro will be glad to know that I was there to see his ska band, the Brass Monkeys, play no less than four times. Multiple shows by Boston ska royalty the Allstonians and Beat Soup. Inspecter 7. Dow Jones & the Industrials.

One of the more memorable shows I enjoyed was Mono Puff, a bizarre alt-rock collage orchestrated by John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants fame. As they might tell you themselves, “It was totally rockin’!”

But the most unforgettable moment was the night I met Greg Hawkes, the original keyboardist for the Cars. He was the only band member who showed up at a 2005 show celebrating the release of a Cars tribute album by a collection of Boston-based bands.

I was introduced to Mr. Hawkes by show organizer Andrea Kremer, and actually got to sit with him and chat before he took the stage as guest performer for “Just What I Needed”. It remains one of the most cherished memories of my time in the scene. You can read more about that show and see my other photos in my blogpost, “Life’s the same, except for my shoes…”

Now TT’s becomes another in a long list of legendary Boston music clubs that can only be spoken of in the past tense. But these memories remain.

A bitter old man won the lottery;
  his days of reckless living were gone.
Amassed the sum of fifty million dollars,
  but he had nothing to spend it on.

He said:

I want a little girl to call my own;
  don’t even care if she is ugly.
An ornament to brighten up my home:
  someone to love me for my money.

All the cash I have don’t help my failing pride;
I’ve been pretty lonely ever since my wife died.
Now it’s time to find myself a brand new bride!

Having always been a creature of habit,
  he turned to the classified page,
started browsing through the single ads
  to find a gold-digger one third his age.

He said: Now some of these don’t look that bad,
  but I know how to do this better.
Displayed his wishes in a full-page ad;
  he got a couple hundred letters.

The ad said:

I’m retired, I’m bored to tears and filthy rich.
Marry me, I’ll give you all the money you want, bitch.
You love a life of luxury, so let’s get hitched.

I want someone to love
  (someone to love me for my money).
I want someone to love
  (someone to love me for my money).
I’m a rich man and I got a nice car,
  ’cos you know I won the Lotto yesterday.

He thought his prayers had all been answered;
  the wedding day was drawing near.
A young (cut-rate?) material girl:
  she kissed him softly, whispered in his ear:

I can’t describe to you the way I feel,
  I guess that love is what you call it.
I can’t be certain that my love’s for real
  until you open up your wallet.

He said:

Don’t pretend to love me, ’cos my heart won’t bleed.
All your stinkin’ sentiment: it ain’t what I need.
I don’t want affection; I just want your greed!

I want someone to love
  (someone to love me for my money).
I want someone to love
  (someone to love me for my money).
Let’s get hitched girl, ’cos I got a nice car
  and I wanna give my money all away.

Extravagance became a necessity;
  he was always there to foot the bill.
But she really put her foot in her mouth
  when she suggested that he write his will.

He bellowed: Up til now I’ve been so kind
  and on my kindness you depended.
But I’m not gonna give you one thin dime
  if I’m not there to watch you spend it!

Ain’t you learned that nothin’ ever comes for free?
So shut your mouth, ’cos when I die I’m taking it with me.
Sprinkle all the ashes ’round a shady tree…

Gangster Fun
Someone To Love Me (For My Money)

I just thought I’d take a sec to recall the last couple days before I left for Korea, since they were a bit notable.

Monday I went and saw the Toasters at the Middle East. The level to which they—and ska—have sunk was underscored by the fact that they were playing the upstairs, rather than the big room downstairs. And the show overall reflected it. The only person left from the Toasters at their best is Bucket, and… well, they’re not as tight by half, and the songwriting’s gone downhill. It’s great to see them carrying on, but it was also pretty melancholy to such a great band brought low.

The other thing I wanted to note was that Tuesday was a Gordon & MacPhail scotch whisky tasting at Federal Wine. Here’s the lineup:

  • Benromach 6
  • Bladnoch 13
  • MacPhail’s 15
  • Benromach Portwood 22
  • Millburn 27
  • Glenrothes 30
  • Athol Brose liqueur

The young Benromach was surprisingly good, with a nice smokey flavor when I would have expected something really raw. The Bladnoch was another pretty characterless lowland. The MacPhail’s is an independent bottling of… I think it was Glenfarclas, and wasn’t bad. If I recall correctly (must take tasting notes at these events, even if it *is* in cramped quarters), the Glenrothes was quite a different experience. But the liqueur was just a bad case of spewage waiting to happen. That’s not one I’ll ever forget. Yaggis!

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