Friday Five #41

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Name five things in your refrigerator.

1. A one liter clear plastic bottle with ½ cup of Gatorade remaining
2. A six pack of McEwan’s Scotch Ale
3. A 1½ quart jar of Vlasic Bread & Butter Chips pickles
4. A 9 oz. bottle of Taj Gourmet Tamarind Chutney
5. A 15 oz. can of Farmer’s Market Pumpkin

 

Name five things in your freezer.

1. A pint of Edy’s Whole Fruit Blueberry Sorbet
2. Three quarts of my family’s homemade spaghetti sauce
3. Five 10 oz. packets of Green Giant Niblets Corn & Butter
4. Four pounds of Green Giant Sweet Peas
5. Four 21 oz. Stouffer’s Lasagna with Meat Sauce

 

Name five things under your kitchen sink.

1. A steel kitchen sink strainer/stopper with a pewter armadillo pull/top
2. An Oral-B toothbrush
3. A clear glass kerosene hurricane lantern
4. A 2.5 gallon jug of All Free Clear laundry detergent
5. My cat, as soon as the door is opened

 

Name five things around your computer.

1. A Benchmade Emerson Spec War Model CQC7 tanto blade combat knife
2. A credit card sized matrix of single- and multi-deck blackjack strategies
3. Pocket references for emacs, Kedit, Cascading Style Sheets, Perl 5, Javascript, and the Adobe Type Library
4. Several hundred old-style computer punch cards
5. A fortune cookie paper which reads “You are never bitter, deceptive or petty”.

 

Name five things in your medicine cabinet.

1. A 6 oz. plastic Disney’s Aladdin cup bearing two images of Princess Jasmine
2. A ½ ounce bottle of Wet ’n’ Wild Clear Nail Protector
3. A box of Johnson & Johnson Adaptic Non-Adhering Dressings, 7 remaining of 12
4. A bottle of 800 Berkley & Jensen Ibuprofen Caplets, expiration date 12/2002
5. A brandy-new Braun 6520 electric shaver