Return of… the Spammies!

It can’t have been three years since the last installment of the Spammies, can it?

Subject: Don't live with the pain. goethe

Too much sturm und drang for him, clearly.

Subject: Reliable website for your pharmaceutical needs. prey

What does that make you spammers, predator?

Subject: Jew Jewish Journal

Not to be confused with the Jew Shinto Journal, no doubt.

Subject: Submit to BiWomen!

This was legit mail soliciting works for a newsletter. They might get some unique "submissions" from that solicitation...

Subject: National excellence medication.

'Cos god knows our national excellence needs medical help!

Subject: best medications at hushed punishment.

I wasn't aware the NSA went commercial.

Subject: arab childbirth counterattack

This *is* the NSA, isn't it?

Subject: They have a whole layer of cognition turned off, and it's the best bit.

Yep. Definitely the NSA.

Subject: No salesman no miff

I imagine this to the tune of Bob Marley's "No woman no cry".

Subject: current affairs buzzard

I think this is imperator_mei's new nickname.

Subject: Go mimi or mispronunciation

And this one's for lothie.

Subject: Re: irritating stationary

Pity it wasn't "stationery".

From: "Anger"
Subject: Brothel Dwellers Day

Yanno, this actually seems like a pretty good idea for a commemorative holiday or something.

From: "ToGollum Animated"
Subject: positions

Not sure I'm interested in any positions at "ToGollum Animated", thanks.