Return of… the Spammies!

[ornoth]

It can’t have been three years since the last installment of the Spammies, can it?

Subject: Don't live with the pain. goethe

Too much sturm und drang for him, clearly.

Subject: Reliable website for your pharmaceutical needs. prey

What does that make you spammers, predator?

Subject: Jew Jewish Journal

Not to be confused with the Jew Shinto Journal, no doubt.

Subject: Submit to BiWomen!

This was legit mail soliciting works for a newsletter. They might get some unique "submissions" from that solicitation...

Subject: National excellence medication.

'Cos god knows our national excellence needs medical help!

Subject: best medications at hushed punishment.

I wasn't aware the NSA went commercial.

Subject: arab childbirth counterattack

This *is* the NSA, isn't it?

Subject: They have a whole layer of cognition turned off, and it's the best bit.

Yep. Definitely the NSA.

Subject: No salesman no miff

I imagine this to the tune of Bob Marley's "No woman no cry".

Subject: current affairs buzzard

I think this is imperator_mei's new nickname.

Subject: Go mimi or mispronunciation

And this one's for lothie.

Subject: Re: irritating stationary

Pity it wasn't "stationery".

From: "Anger"
Subject: Brothel Dwellers Day

Yanno, this actually seems like a pretty good idea for a commemorative holiday or something.

From: "ToGollum Animated"
Subject: positions

Not sure I'm interested in any positions at "ToGollum Animated", thanks.

Comments

[imperator-mei.livejournal.com]

Current affairs buzzard cracked my shit up sum'n fierce.

Ah, spam. I was talking with someone the other day about how some people (myself most certainly included) cannot help but despair in the lack of craft employed by spammers. Spam is really annoying but somehow poorly crafted spam doubles that. I am deeply, deeply amused by my own folly.

Speaking of follies and spam: I have drafted next summer's popcorn-crunching blockbuster (http://imperator-mei.livejournal.com/150452.html).

[ornoth.livejournal.com]

Yep, saw your post. Sounds... scary!

Spam seems to make less and less sense to me. Like, most stuff has no way to act on it. There's no valid URL or email address in it, so what the heck's the point?

But I've ceased worrying about it... ;^)

Just got a new one!

[xinegirl.livejournal.com]

"What traitors have we here"

Not even a question mark. Sigh. I fear the days of good punctuation are long gone.