[personal profile] ornoth

It can’t have been three years since the last installment of the Spammies, can it?

Subject: Don't live with the pain. goethe
Too much sturm und drang for him, clearly.
Subject: Reliable website for your pharmaceutical needs. prey
What does that make you spammers, predator?
Subject: Jew Jewish Journal
Not to be confused with the Jew Shinto Journal, no doubt.
Subject: Submit to BiWomen!
This was legit mail soliciting works for a newsletter. They might get some unique "submissions" from that solicitation...
Subject: National excellence medication.
'Cos god knows our national excellence needs medical help!
Subject: best medications at hushed punishment.
I wasn't aware the NSA went commercial.
Subject: arab childbirth counterattack
This *is* the NSA, isn't it?
Subject: They have a whole layer of cognition turned off, and it's the best bit.
Yep. Definitely the NSA.
Subject: No salesman no miff
I imagine this to the tune of Bob Marley's "No woman no cry".
Subject: current affairs buzzard
I think this is [livejournal.com profile] imperator_mei's new nickname.
Subject: Go mimi or mispronunciation
And this one's for [livejournal.com profile] lothie.
Subject: Re: irritating stationary
Pity it wasn't "stationery".
From: "Anger"
Subject: Brothel Dwellers Day
Yanno, this actually seems like a pretty good idea for a commemorative holiday or something.
From: "ToGollum Animated"
Subject: positions
Not sure I'm interested in any positions at "ToGollum Animated", thanks.
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