This one is two of my favorite stories. Really!
As far as I can tell, there are only about five Liscomb Streets in the
US: one in Los Angeles, two in Texas, one near Detroit, and the only one
anywhere near me: a tiny little side street in Worcester, Mass.
Way back when, on January 4 1989, I drove from Maine down to
Massachusetts for an interview with a company called MediQual in
Westborough. A couple weeks later, they’d given me my very first
post-college job offer.
When I next drove down it was to look for apartments. Of course the
first thing I did was grab the local paper, the Worcester Telegram, to
look for apartment listings (this was way before teh Intarwebs). I
picked up the January 27th issue, and on page two, a picture caught my
eye: the one you see (badly) reproduced at right. Apparently the driver
of the sanding truck was trying to go up a really steep hill in
Worcester, when his load shifted and the truck popped a permanent
wheelie. It was left on its back, pointing straight up in the air!
Now that’s pretty damned funny in its own right, but if you read the
caption, you’ll see that it happened on none other than Liscomb Street!
Now, how improbable is it that on the one day that I went down to scout
out apartments—the only time I’d ever even seen that newspaper—
there’d be a picture of something like that happening on that street?
C’est impossible, non?
And now for the rest of the story…
My wife and I lived in Shrewsbury for several years, only two miles from
Liscomb Street. Then things started going south. One night I returned
from a business trip to find Linda packing. She was off to live with a
girl friend of hers. I bet you can’t guess where this friend of hers
happened to live…
Yup. Linda, who had of course taken the name “Liscomb” when we married,
left me and took shelter with a friend who had an apartment on none
other than Liscomb Street! That must have been incredibly bizarre…
So those are my two Liscomb Street stories, both of which seem
ludicrously implausible to me. It’s all a bit surreal, but every word of
it is true, BIOFO!