Let’s play twenty questions…

It’s doing the rounds...

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
   Myself, silly. You think I obsess over individual body parts?
    
2. How much cash do you have on you?
   13 ones and four crisp uncirculated fives, all marked for Where’s George, and a marked $10 bill from a 70 year-old man named Raymond in Milford CT that he spent at the Mohegan Sun casino.
    
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
   BREAST!!!
    
4. Favorite plant?
   Holly, lilly of the valley, any conifer.
    
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
   That would be Bank of America, chasing me for my money, the fools.
    
6. What is your main ring tone on your cell phone?
   Uh, a telephone ringing. Duh.
    
7. What shirt are you wearing?
   Dark grey cotton crewneck with light grey pinstripes.
    
8. What do you "label" yourself?
   I’m Ornoth.
    
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
   Shimano. Yes, that’s a company that makes bicycle components.
    
10. Bright or Dark Room?
    Preferred, or presently? Sunlight is nice, but not too bright. Presently, fluorescents.
     
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    That’s an essay question!
     
12. Ever "spilled the beans"?
    I am god here.
     
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    Sleeping…
     
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
    You just got a hit! To see the details, visit Where’s George? Now!
     
15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
    I don’t get them. That’s what firewalls are for.
     
16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
    Fuckin’ meow.
     
17. Who told you they loved you last?
    I have no recollection of the events in question, Senator.
     
18. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past Three Days?
    Some cola, some Gatorade.
     
19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
    What is this “film” you speak of?
     
20. Favorite age you have been so far?
    I think 29.
     
21. Your worst enemy?
    A former manager who worked behind my back to discredit me, for no reason that I can fathom.
     
22. What is your current desktop picture?
    http://pics.livejournal.com/ornoth/pic/0006022e
     
23. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    I believe it was “Are there weekend plans?”
     
24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?
    I do not believe in regrets, but the mil would be useful.
     
25. Do you love/like someone?
    It would be difficult not to.