I “can” has.

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I don’t understand germ-o-phobes. They’ll open doors with their elbows, but overlook obvious things like wiping off the top of a soda can before putting it up to their lips and drinking.

And on that topic, if you’re preoccupied with germs, don’t soda cans seem really unsanitary anyways? Think about it: opening the can causes the tab in the top to dip into the liquid itself, and if that top happens to be dirty…

I’m just sayin’…

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Blech.

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Or how about one of my colleagues who carries her purse into bathroom, sets it on couch, and then spends the next 7 minutes (NOT an exaggeration) washing hands. She will use paper towel to turn of faucet, and hold her hands like she's preparing for surgery.

She will then grab purse, and go into stall for 15 minutes (also not an exaggeration). The purse has germs, and I know for a fact that the bathroom stall doors haven't been cleaned since installation in 1978.

To top it all off, when she finishes, she just walks out, and doesn't wash her hands. All her toilet germs get tracked to the door handle, for the rest of us to pick up. Gee, thanks! This is why I use a paper towel to open that door (my moment of germaphobia).

Thanks for the opportunity to rant about her. It seriously gives me the creeps.