Friday Five and Ten

[ornoth]

This one's gonna be more disappointing than usual.

What is your favorite scary movie?

Sorry, I don't like scary movies. Actually, I don't like most American movies to begin with, so I really got nothing to say here.
 

What is your favorite Halloween treat?

I'm not a big fan of Halloween, either. Nor am I one of those people who feels inhibited about giving myself whatever I want throughout the year, so it's a little difficult to "treat" myself on Halloween, since I do it every day...
 

Do you dress up for Halloween? If so, describe your best Halloween costume.

Nope. Way too self-conscious. I dunno, Halloween seems kinda passé, like Monty Python and the SCA...
 

Do you enjoy going to haunted houses or other spooky events?

Nope. I really don't find gore and jump scenes very enjoyable.
 

Will you dress up for Halloween this year?

Shit no.

Can we get some good questions for a change?