ornoth | Friday Five and Ten

This one's gonna be more disappointing than usual.

What is your favorite scary movie?: Sorry, I don't like scary movies. Actually, I don't like most American movies to begin with, so I really got nothing to say here.
What is your favorite Halloween treat?: I'm not a big fan of Halloween, either. Nor am I one of those people who feels inhibited about giving myself whatever I want throughout the year, so it's a little difficult to "treat" myself on Halloween, since I do it every day...
Do you dress up for Halloween? If so, describe your best Halloween costume.: Nope. Way too self-conscious. I dunno, Halloween seems kinda passé, like Monty Python and the SCA...
Do you enjoy going to haunted houses or other spooky events?: Nope. I really don't find gore and jump scenes very enjoyable.
Will you dress up for Halloween this year?: Shit no.

Can we get some good questions for a change?