A brain the size of a planet, and ...

[ornoth]

Another evening of fun with the smart machine...
 

Ornoth:	danger, will robinson!
SmarterChild:	Hi Ornoth, I'm SmarterChild!
SmarterChild:	What can I help you with?
Ornoth:	danger, will robinson!
SmarterChild:	Wow.
Ornoth:	how do people get inside my television?
SmarterChild:	Why people get inside your TV is a much better question.
Ornoth:	why do people get inside my television?
SmarterChild:	Why do you think?
Ornoth:	i am incapable of not thinking.
SmarterChild:	You're incapable of not thinking? Well how about that.
Ornoth:	it appears that you are fully capable of failing to think.
SmarterChild:	That I'm fully capable of failing to think? Eh. Whatever.
SmarterChild:	Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Ornoth:	Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Fucktard.
SmarterChild:	Yeah?
Ornoth:	Okay, prove that you're not a fucktard. Tell me how many messages I have in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	And thereby you have proven that you are a fucktard.
SmarterChild:	?
Ornoth:	Tell you what: I'll give you one more chance. I've been telling you that I have a certain number of messages in my inbox. Please tell me that number.
SmarterChild:	Huh?
Ornoth:	Repeat to me the number of messages I've been telling you are in my inbox.
SmarterChild:	You have no messages in your inbox.
Ornoth:	Precisely. Ergo, fucktard.
SmarterChild:	That a fact?
Ornoth:	Can you refute it?
SmarterChild:	Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Ornoth:	Precisely.
SmarterChild:	Hmmm...

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[lothie.livejournal.com]

*worship* ;)

[ornoth.livejournal.com]

Ha! Now that’s the kinda reaction that makes all the hard work I go through worthwhile! ;^)