I “can” has.

I don’t understand germ-o-phobes. They’ll open doors with their elbows, but overlook obvious things like wiping off the top of a soda can before putting it up to their lips and drinking.

And on that topic, if you’re preoccupied with germs, don’t soda cans seem really unsanitary anyways? Think about it: opening the can causes the tab in the top to dip into the liquid itself, and if that top happens to be dirty…

I’m just sayin’…