Hello Computer…

Why it is that public (multi-person) rest rooms are almost never equipped with some sort of Muzak-style filler noise?

One would think that by the time we reached the 21st century someone would have figured out that it’s actually desirable to have some kind of noise to mask the various splashes, plops, hisses, and passages of wind that make people feel self-conscious in a public bathroom. Not to mention the benefit to the large numbers of men who suffer from “bashful bladder”.

Why is it that no interior designer or architect has ever come up with and codified this incredibly basic solution?

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I’m sorry, but it’s very difficult to take seriously any operating system where “man tail” is a valid command.