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No shit, there I was, just walking in to work this morning, when a middle-aged white woman saw the Obama pin on my messenger bag and jumped me. She punched me in the eye and proceeded to carve Sarah Palin’s initials in my face. Then she ran off, screaming “We’re mavericks!”

See, this is the kind of lawlessness and violence we can expect if this country elects a woman as vice president. This election has politicized hockey moms and threatens to let loose all their suppressed hatred, unleashing a gender war on this once-great nation. We should have never let the bitches vote. We were better off when women knew their place, and their place was as chattel. Slaves, even.

My name is Todd Ashley, and it may sound rediculous, but my story is scary because it’s so close to the real truth.