Number Nine, Number Nine (FF)

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This week's questions are too easy.

How many TVs do you have in your home?

Zero. Been that way since 1994.
 

On average, how much TV do you watch in a week?

Zero. I only watch television when I am visiting someone who is so attached to it that they cannot shut it off while I'm there.
 

Do you feel that television is bad for young children?

That question is immaterial, because I have no intention of having children, nor do I have any intention of having a television.
 

What TV shows do you absolutely HAVE to watch, and if you miss them, you're heartbroken?

I have no irrational emotional attachments to fictional characters on television. Just because you have a problem, don't go projecting your social issues on the rest of us.
 

If you had the power to create your own television network, what would your line-up look like?

I'm sure it'd be unique. It'd actually have programs with depth, uniqueness, insight, and value, and no advertising of any form. Don't hold your breath for that one, TV fans!

Would have more to say, but I'm off for an exciting weekend starring in my own reality show!