I’m gonna be your number one…

[ornoth]

I’ve been working here at the client site for a few weeks now. They’ve been long, hard weeks, and the whole team has been working at an unsustainable pace.

Soon after they moved into this new building, the client put a bunch of posters up, most of which I’ve only peripherally registered as I walk past. One of them’s “Our Values & Guiding Principles”.

I’ve been parsing one bullet from that poster each time I walk by it. So far, each item has been the typical corporate team pabulum. Today I finally reached the last item on the list and nearly doubled over from the crippling irony.

Yes, dear reader, the ninth and last item on the list:

Personal life is #1

Although I really try to avoid it, I think that actually calls for a hearty OMFG ROFL!!!11111