This week’s Puerile Five
Jan. 23rd, 2004 10:37 amIt’s weeks like this when I wonder why I bother…
- At this moment, what is your favorite...
- Sorry to disappoint you, but I generally don’t have a single favorite
thing in any category. Having lived a pretty rich and eventful life,
there are many things that I appreciate deeply, and trying to pick just
one song or food would be to deny the pleasures of all the thousands of
others. I think your questions show a lack of maturity, a narrow
point of view, and a closed mind.
- ...song?
- Nope. No one favorite song. Hundreds. Each year since 1991 I’ve made a
compilation of my favorite songs of that year, and limiting myself to
just a dozen is difficult enough. Now picking and choosing one out of
those hundreds of favorites would be utterly impossible.
- ...food?
- Same answer. How can you possibly decide between roasted corn on the cob
versus aloo mutter versus Corrugated Fun™? It’s a pointless waste of
time and a sign of immaturity to try.
- ...tv show?
- Fuck you. Do you ever get out of your little Habitrail?
- ...scent?
- A year and a half ago you asked the same question, and I answered
here.
- ...quote?
- If I had one, I’m certain it would be one of my own.