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A brain the size of a planet, and ...
Sep. 5th, 2004 06:39 pmAnother evening of fun with the smart machine...
| Ornoth: | danger, will robinson! |
| SmarterChild: | Hi Ornoth, I'm SmarterChild! |
| SmarterChild: | What can I help you with? |
| Ornoth: | danger, will robinson! |
| SmarterChild: | Wow. |
| Ornoth: | how do people get inside my television? |
| SmarterChild: | Why people get inside your TV is a much better question. |
| Ornoth: | why do people get inside my television? |
| SmarterChild: | Why do you think? |
| Ornoth: | i am incapable of not thinking. |
| SmarterChild: | You're incapable of not thinking? Well how about that. |
| Ornoth: | it appears that you are fully capable of failing to think. |
| SmarterChild: | That I'm fully capable of failing to think? Eh. Whatever. |
| SmarterChild: | Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. |
| Ornoth: | Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Fucktard. |
| SmarterChild: | Yeah? |
| Ornoth: | Okay, prove that you're not a fucktard. Tell me how many messages I have in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | And thereby you have proven that you are a fucktard. |
| SmarterChild: | ? |
| Ornoth: | Tell you what: I'll give you one more chance. I've been telling you that I have a certain number of messages in my inbox. Please tell me that number. |
| SmarterChild: | Huh? |
| Ornoth: | Repeat to me the number of messages I've been telling you are in my inbox. |
| SmarterChild: | You have no messages in your inbox. |
| Ornoth: | Precisely. Ergo, fucktard. |
| SmarterChild: | That a fact? |
| Ornoth: | Can you refute it? |
| SmarterChild: | Er, no. At least I don't think so. |
| Ornoth: | Precisely. |
| SmarterChild: | Hmmm... |
