Friday 5:59

If you...

...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?

Indian!
 

...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?

Once upon a time I might have said a wargame store, or a bookstore. Probably these days I think I’d run a bicycle store.
 

...wrote a book, what genre would it be?

Medieval historical fiction, perhaps with a hint of the fantastic
 

...ran a school, what would you teach?

I might have once said sign language, but with the rise in the efficacy of cochlear implants and similar technological solutions, I think the use of sign languages is likely to drop off quite dramatically. I’d probably teach creative writing.
 

...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?

Ska!