Ornoth

Oh, but I'm sure you'd've provided some high amusement... Granted, we'd probably wind up at each other's throats, too, but that seems par for the course around here.

And I won't even begin to tell you some of the stories those ladies could tell about me... Between my natural bizarrity and the occasional complete goof-up, I imagine I've left some stories and some psychological scars in my wake...