ornoth | I am Iron Man!

This is what you get for befriending me. I just find these descriptions eminently satisfying. From <http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster>.

ailsaek is a Giant Mecha-Bee that Fears Nothing, controls the Weather, has Bulletproof Skin and a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, and eats Trees.
angelovernh is a Giant Bee that Fears Nothing, is Blind, and has a mean Left Hook.
awfief is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that breathes Poisonous Gas, is Covered in Spines, and has Webbed Feet.
claudia_ is a Giant Dragon that shoots Electricity from its Eyes, is Cold-Blooded, carries a Flamethrower, and has a Computer for a Brain and Tough Leathery Skin.
f_l_i_r_t is a Giant Moth that dislikes Modern Architecture, can Regenerate, moves at Great Speed, has Prehensile Eyes, and eats Rocks.
gregoradon is a Giant Ant that spins Vast Webs, is Highly Flammable, and has a single Horn on its Forehead and a Massively Swollen Skull.
iniren is a Giant Blob that breathes Fire, spits Ice, has a single Horn on its Forehead, and eats Metal.
jtroutman is a Giant Dragon that controls the Weather, fires Rockets, and has Webbed Feet.

khatru is a Giant Robot that will turn back into a Human in the morning, and shoots Laser Beams.
kimberlogic is a Giant Mecha-Blob that spins Vast Webs, was Summoned from The Deep, has Staring Red Eyes, a Single Giant Eye and Enormous Tusks, and eats Trees.
lothie is an Average-Sized Ape that cowers from Radiation, and swallows Aeroplanes Whole.
maiortrud is an Average-Sized Ape that breathes Poisonous Gas, can Fly, is Covered with a Thick Slime, cowers from Radiation, and has Bulletproof Skin.
marm0t is a Giant Moth that leaves a Trail of Goo, is Extremely Hydrophobic, and has a Metal Jaw.
nuns is a Giant Dragon that is Covered in Spines, carries a Ray Gun, and has Tough Leathery Skin.
pookfreak is a Giant Moth that is Radioactive and in League with Dark Forces.
slinkr is a Giant Squid that breathes Fire, can Change Shape, is Easily Confused, moves at Great Speed, and has Suckers on its Feet.

And, in case you're curious,
ornoth is a Planet-Sized Mecha-Dragon that Freezes Solid when Cold, has a Computer for a Brain, and eats Metal.