Note to self:

Black pants and powdered sugar donuts...

Don't do it.

Word up!

I suppose there’s some titillation value in the words Merriam-Webster choose to add to their dictionary each year. So this year I took the time to read the Boston Globe article that covered it.

And, of course, I also checked out the accompanying list of new words and the original Merriam-Webster list.

And there, toward the end of the list, was a word that really surprised me: polyamory.

They define it as “the state or practice of having more than one open romantic relationship at a time”, which is actually a pretty reasonable definition. It captures the openness idea, which is often overlooked. The only thing I think they missed was “the capacity to…”, which would admit polyfolk who aren’t actively maintaining multiple intimate relationships.

They also list polyamorist and polyamorous, which both make sense and are commonly used. But there’s also “polyamories”, a plural, which doesn’t seem to make a whole heck of a lot of sense to me. Polyamory is an abstract noun, and as such, the plural “polyamories” makes about as much sense as “bisexualities” or “peaces” or “sanities”.

But, hey, it’s a little bit more public awareness and acceptance of the idea, which can only be good. Cujos to Merriam-Webster! Now if only LiveJournal would put it in their spelling checker…

Think pneu

So I’m onsite at a company that makes vaccines. And like anywhere that does medical stuff, they’re given promo items from drug companies. So when I needed a sticky note, I grabbed one. It said the following (italics and color theirs):

This fall, think pneu.
That makes sense.

That makes sense? Uhh… no, it doesn’t. Why is autumn a particularly auspicious time to think about tires? In French, no less! And it’s a stupid word to begin with; who puts “pn” together with no vowel and calls that a single phoneme?

Well, actually… If you think about “pn” words—and there’s really only two kinds in English—you’ll eventually figure out what those sticky notes were advertising. But it’s still pretty bizarre that they’d choose the abbreviated “think pneu” and assert “that makes sense”. Freaks.