HUI-VUI Twoie

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It’s *that* time again! Time for Orny’s Hexannual Universal Internal Vernal Underwear Interval!

Umm… what?

If you were with me back in 2013, you’d know that I discovered that I have an internal timer which universally goes off every six years in the springtime. This extremely precise biological clock provides me with absolutely vital information: i.e. it’s time to buy new underwear!

Woman with panties on her head cosplaying Ayame from the anime Shimoneta

When I discovered this longstanding HUI-VUI phenomenon back in March 2013, I published my shocking findings in a reputable scholarly journal (my blog). Toward the end of that peer-reviewed research paper, I confidently declared, “Now I can go and update my calendar and add ticklers for the next two decades of regularly-scheduled $100 underwear purchases: in March 2019, 2025, and 2031!”

Obv, now that the aforementioned and long-awaited March 2019 is now upon us, it’s time for your esteemed author to once again sally forth in new briefs!

… and there was much rejoicing.

See ya in 2025, peeps! 🙋‍♂️