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Entry tags:
- coding,
- css,
- html,
- humor,
- mother,
- programming,
- technology
Your Mama Floats Right
And now, just to be a complete contrarian, I present some frontend-tech-oriented “your mama” jokes. We assure you that no mamas were hurt while composing this entry.
HTML-oriented:
- Your mama’s got a really big <body>.
- Your mama’s got no <head>!
- Your mama’s just an <object>.
- Your mama’s a <sub>.
- Your mama’s got no parent element.
- Your mama’s value attribute is set to zero.
CSS-oriented:
- Your mama’s got no style.
- Your mama’s got no class!
- Your mama’s width is 110%!
- Your mama exceeds her max-width!
- Your mama’s got too much bottom-padding...
- Your mama’s got her overflow: visible.
- Your mama’s so easy she’s got a negative z-index!
Other tech-oriented:
- Your mama’s got such a regular expression.
- Your mama’s got an out of date plugin.
- Your mama’s a vector shape, and she looks like somebody’s been draggin’ her handles…
And yes, your mama floats right, too!