Ladies and gentlemen of Bostonia, at long last, I can give you: the Woop-Woop Guy (the guy from my LBS is a bonus).
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WHOOP WHOOP!
I would totally contribute a few bucks for the whoop whoop guy to get his wheels back. Your hood sure got some scum in it, to steal the whoop whoop guy's trike!
I kinda miss him...