A snark for my F*c*book friends

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By now, you already know that every time you allow a F*c*book quiz or game to access your profile, you are giving the authors of that application access to not only your own private data, but also all of your friends’ private data, too.

What do you get in exchange for all this private information? The ability to spam your friends by sending them make-believe alcoholic drinks? The chance to waste time tending a fictional farm? Understanding the meaning of your life by finding out what Gilligan’s Island character you are? Is that really how highly you value your privacy, and the privacy of your friends?

Having done projects for spammers online marketers in the past, it didn’t take me long to see the need to block as many of these viral data-mining tools as possible. Recently I reached a milestone. Thanks to you, my friends, I have had both the opportunity and the need to block over a thousand F*c*book applications, and I’m still blocking more every day (1,013 at last count).

Here’s the full listing of the apps I've blocked. I am posting the entire list so that you can see the critically important applications you traded your, my, and all your friends’ privacy for. I hope it was worth it.

Please look through the list. I hope you’ll find it enlightening.

1. "Which Hogwarts teacher are You?"
2. "Which molecule are you?"
3. $100 Home Depot Card Giveaway
4. $100 Kohl's Gift Card Giveaway
5. $100 Target Gift Card Giveaway
6. (fluff)Friends
7. (Lil) Blue Cove
8. (Lil) Eco Racer
9. (Lil) Farm Life
10. (Lil) Green Patch
11. (Lil) Green Society
12. (Super) Wedgies
13. 101 Eggs & More
14. 21 Questions
15. 5 Tricky Questions
16. 6 Impossible Questions
17. ???What kind of fairy are you????
18. A More Accurate Harry Potter Sorting Quiz
19. Adopt A Friend
20. Adopt a Reef
21. African Safari
22. Age of Castles
23. American Mug
24. Animated Gifts
25. Animoto Videos
26. Anita predictions
27. Ar ilgi yra/butu tavo santykiai?
28. Are You a Foodie?
29. Are You a Grammar and Spelling Freak?
30. Are you a Mac or are you a PC?
31. Are you a potato?
32. Are you a true Masshole
33. Are you a True Rochestarian?
34. Are you a true Southerner?
35. Are You A True Virgin Islander?
36. Are you a Witch, a Wiccan or a fluffy bunny wanna be?
37. Are you addicted to...
38. Are you good at gambling??
39. Are you marriage material?
40. Are you mind, body, or spirit?
41. Are you on a boat?
42. Astrology
43. Astrology
44. At What Price Would You Sell Out?
45. ATTACK!
46. Austin Gifts
47. Baltimore Gifts
48. Bananagrams
49. Banbridge Blingers
50. Bangla Food Gifts
51. Bar Fight!
52. BarTab
53. Bats
54. Battle of the Bulge
55. Beers
56. Bejeweled Blitz
57. Berkeley Gifts
58. Best Friend
59. Best Friend Contest
60. best places to shag according to your personality
61. Bikes for friends
62. BINGO!
63. Birthday Album
64. Birthday Cards
65. Birthday Greeting Cards
66. Blasts from the Past
67. Blingee Book
68. Booyah
69. Boston Red Sox - Fenway Faithful
70. Boston Red Sox Fans
71. Bowling Buddies
72. Brain Buddies
73. BuddyPoke
74. Bumper Sticker
75. Butterfly Collection
76. Café World
77. Can you finish the lyrics?
78. Can YOU pass a US Citizenship Test?
79. Caption This!
80. Car Racer
81. Care2
82. Castle Age
83. Celtics 3-Point Play
84. Central Asian Culture Shock Gifts
85. CERT Gear
86. Chain Rxn
87. Chase Community Giving
88. Chat - Rooms
89. Chat!
90. Che frase di canzone sei?
91. Cheesecakes!
92. Chess
93. Chinese Horoscope
94. Chinese Personality Test
95. CHOCOLATE
96. CHOCOLATE!
97. Christmas Cards!
98. Circle of Moms
99. Citizen Sports
100. Click a day for Animal Rescue
101. Clinks
102. CoinCan
103. Collect Hearts
104. Collect Hugs
105. Collect Smiles
106. Collect the Heroes!
107. Commonly Confused Words Test
108. Compare People
109. Coolest Person Contest
110. Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
111. Could you Survive a Zombie Infection?
112. Country Story
113. Crystals and Minerals
114. Cthulhu Mythos
115. Cycling Gear
116. Cycling Jerseys
117. Daily Horoscope
118. Daily Photo
119. Decode your robot name
120. Delta Love
121. Do You Act Your Age?
122. Do you have a Dirty Mind?
123. Do you think...?
124. Dog Wars
125. DogWorld
126. Dominoes
127. Doodle Jump
128. Doorbell
129. Dr Who
130. Dr. Phil's Personality Test
131. Dragon Mahjong
132. Dragon Wars
133. Driving Test
134. Dungeons & Dragons: Tiny Adventures
135. Easter Eggs
136. Egg Basket: More coming soon!
137. Entourage
138. Facebook for BlackBerry® smartphones
139. Facebook for iPhone
140. FacéDouble Twins
141. FamilyLink.com
142. FARKLE
143. Farm Land
144. Farm Pals
145. Farm Town
146. FarmVille
147. Feliz año nuevo
148. Fight Arena
149. Find Out Your Secret Love Off Your Friends List
150. Finish The Famous 80's Lyrics
151. First Line of a song QUIZ
152. Fish Life
153. Fish Town
154. FishVille
155. Flowers for Friends
156. Flutterby Butterfly
157. Food Fling!
158. Fortune Products
159. Free Gifts
160. Free Gifts
161. Free Music Player
162. Friend 8-Ball
163. Friend FAQ
164. Friend For Life
165. Friend Hug
166. Friend Quiz
167. Friend Wheel
168. friend.ly
169. Friends Density
170. Friends For Sale!
171. Frogs
172. Full Personality Evaluation
173. Fun Lists
174. Fuzzy Ferret Love
175. FVA
176. Games
177. Gardenhood
178. Geo Challenge
179. Get Beer
180. Gift Creator
181. Gifts eXpress
182. Gifts from Essen Germany
183. Gifts from Queens
184. Gifts from Vermont
185. Give A Heart
186. Give Celestial Body Gifts "Space and Science"
187. Give your friends stuff from Brooklyn
188. God wants You to Know
189. God's Gift to us
190. Goodreads Books
191. Graffiti
192. Grateful Dead
193. Greyhound Kisses
194. GroupCard
195. Growing Gifts
196. Guess the Children's Book
197. Hallmark Social Calendar
198. halloween candy
199. Hammerfall RPG
200. Happy Aquarium
201. Happy Habitat
202. Happy Hanukkah!
203. Happy Hour!
204. Happy Hour!
205. Happy Mothers Day
206. Happy New Year 2010 by Kari
207. Happy Pets
208. Happy Thanksgiving!
209. Hatching Eggs
210. Hatchlings™
211. Heritage & Flags
212. Hero World
213. HiddenCoffee
214. Hold Four
215. Holiday Gifts
216. Honesty Box
217. Horoscopes
218. Horse Swapper
219. HOT or NOT
220. HotLists
221. How "Brooklyn are You"?
222. How "New Yorker" Are You
223. How addictive are YOU!?
224. How Annoying Are You?
225. How arab are you??
226. How Black Are You?
227. How Brookah are you?
228. How buttu are you?
229. How Canadian are you?
230. How COUNTRY are ya?
231. How Dateable are you
232. How dirty is your mind?
233. How Dirty is Your Mind?
234. How Dirty is your mind?
235. How Do You See The World?
236. How Dumb are you?
237. How El Paso Are You?
238. How Evil are you?
239. How evil are you?
240. How girly are you?
241. How good are you in bed?
242. How good is your Grammar?
243. How good is your medical knowledge?
244. how insane are you
245. How Italian are you?
246. How Kwok r u?
247. How Lazy are you?
248. How long would you survive alone in the Maine Wild
249. How long would you survive in a horror film?
250. How many kids will you have?
251. How many kids will you have?
252. How many of me?
253. How many Seconds will you last in a fight against Chuck Norris?
254. How many times per week do you need SEX to keep you satisfied?
255. How many times will you fall in love before you marry?
256. How many times willl you get married??
257. How much did Catholic school warp you?
258. How much of a red sox fan are YOU!??
259. How much should you weigh?
260. how New Hampshire are you?
261. How North Shore are you?
262. How Obsessive Compulsive Are You?
263. how OCD are you?
264. How old a soul are you?
265. How old are you on the inside?
266. how old should u be
267. How old will you be when you die?
268. How Old You Will Lose Your Virgin?
269. How Polish are you?
270. How REDWOOD CITY Are You?
271. How Sarcastic Are You, Really?
272. How Sexy is your Zodiac Sign?
273. How Skook are you?
274. how stupid r u???
275. How Washingtonian Are You?
276. How well do you know Basketball?
277. How Well Do You Know Me?
278. How Well do you know Men?
279. How Well do you know Women??
280. How well do you know your friends?
281. How well do you know your friends?
282. How well do you remember the 80's?
283. How will you die?
284. How will you face the zombie apocalypse?
285. Hug Me
286. Hug Me
287. Hug Me
288. Hugged
289. Hugs
290. Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream
291. I Can Has Gifts?
292. I Play WoW
293. iConcur
294. If you were a wine what would you be?
295. iHeart
296. In your circle of friends, who are you?
297. Initials of the one who loves you
298. Interview
299. iPhone Giveaway
300. IQ Test
301. IQ test
302. IQ Test (Advanced Level)
303. Island Paradise
304. iSmile
305. Italian Gifts
306. Karen Walker said...
307. Karma Farm
308. Karma Games & Avatars
309. Kickmania!
310. Kidnap!
311. Kiss And Tell
312. Kitchenaid Mixer Giveaway
313. Kittie's
314. Knighthood
315. Know-It-All Trivia
316. Kongregate Games
317. Kung-Fu Pets
318. Lame Gifts
319. Lead Out Loud!
320. Leprechaun Name Generator
321. Let the World Vote!
322. Lexulous
323. Likeness
324. Likeness UNRATED
325. Lil' Rhode Island
326. Little Rock Pool
327. Live365 Radio
328. LivingSocial
329. LivingSocial: Movies
330. lol cats
331. LOLcats
332. Loopt
333. Lucky Strike Lanes
334. MacBook Pro Giveaway
335. MacHeist
336. Mafia Wars
337. Mahjong
338. Maine Stuff!!
339. MakeMeSustainable
340. Mandalas
341. Marketplace
342. Mashable Connect
343. Medical Mayhem
344. Mesmo TV - Make me a Celebrity
345. Metropolis
346. Mind Games
347. MindJolt Games
348. Minigolf Party
349. Mob Wars
350. Mob Wars - La Cosa Nostra
351. Mob Wars Gift
352. Mobile Arcade
353. Mommy Style
354. MonkWerks
355. Monty Python Gifts!
356. Monty Python Presents
357. Moods
358. Most Lovable Person Contest
359. MouseHunt
360. Movies
361. Mr. Right
362. Munich / München Gifts
363. Music
364. Music Challenge
365. My Christmas Tree
366. My City
367. My Diet
368. My Girls
369. My Heritage
370. My House
371. My Netflix
372. My Netflix Movies
373. My Polls
374. My Stuff
375. My Xbox Gamercard
376. My Year In Photos
377. My Zoo
378. myFarm
379. MyMotionBased
380. Mystical Forest
381. MyType
382. Name Generators
383. Name that Liquor Bottle
384. Nations
385. Netflix Updates
386. New England Patriots Fans
387. Nicest Person Contest
388. Nintendo Wii Giveaway
389. Northwest Trail
390. Occupational Therapy gifts
391. Old School Candy!
392. OpenTable
393. Optical Illusions Challenge
394. Organs
395. Owned!
396. P.O.M. Offender Locator
397. PackRat
398. Pandora
399. Paradigm
400. Paradise Paintball 3D
401. Pass a Drink
402. Pass a Drink
403. PathWords
404. Patriots Calendar App
405. PeKay's Little Author
406. Personality Analysis: What is Your Most Dominant Trait?
407. Personality Test
408. Pet Society
409. PetVille
410. Photo of the Day
411. Pieces of Flair
412. Pieces of Pennsic
413. Pillow Fight
414. Pillow Fight!
415. Pinata
416. Pink Ribbon
417. Pirate Clan
418. Pirates: Rule the Caribbean!
419. Playing With Your Names
420. Plock
421. Polish Treats 4U
422. Polls
423. Pop Answers
424. Positive Affirmations
425. Postcrossing
426. Postman
427. Praetorians
428. Praise Party
429. Premier League Picks
430. Princess Bride Quotes
431. Promotions
432. PS3 Giveaway
433. PS3 Giveaway (old)
434. Psychedelic Posters and Handbills
435. PuzzleBee Jigsaw Puzzles
436. Quiz Creator
437. Quiz Monster
438. Quiz Planet!
439. QuizBone
440. Quizopolis Quizzes
441. Quizzes
442. Real Drinks - Give Real Drinks
443. Redneck Test
444. Regalos Veterinarios
445. Restaurant City
446. Robin Hood
447. Rochester Gifts
448. RockYou Live
449. RockYou Pets
450. Roller Coaster Kingdom
451. Rorschach Test
452. Rosh Hashana Cards
453. Rue La La
454. Sa Tifoz TIRONE Je?
455. Sacred Circles
456. Save a Cat
457. Save the Planet
458. SCA
459. Scavenger Hunt
460. School of Magic
461. School of Wizardry
462. School Vandals
463. SCRABBLE
464. SCRABBLE® Worldwide (excluding U.S. and Canada)
465. Scramble
466. Sea Garden
467. SEEN ON TV STUFF
468. Send "Willow Tree" Angels
469. Send a Dick in the box
470. Send A Round
471. Send Challah
472. Send Christmas Trees
473. Send Coffee
474. Send Drinks
475. Send Dunkin' Donuts
476. Send Flowers!
477. Send Good Karma
478. Send Money!!!
479. Send Muppets
480. Send Roses
481. Send Shalach Manot Basket
482. Send StarTrek!!!!!!!!!!
483. Send Sweets
484. Send Think Pink Awareness
485. Send Valentine Chocolate
486. Send Yarn!
487. Send-A-Salad
488. Sesame Street Quiz
489. Sex and the city - which one are you?
490. Shite Gifts for Academics
491. Shots and Drinks!
492. Sigma Kappa gifts
493. Sketch Me
494. Sky City
495. Slayers
496. Slide FunSpace
497. SmallWorlds
498. Snowball Fight
499. Snowball Fight!
500. Snowball Fight!
501. So you think you know Maine?
502. So, you say you're from Westwood?
503. So, you think you know American History?
504. Social Interview
505. Sorority Life
506. Space Fight!
507. Sparkey
508. Special Forces
509. Speed Racing
510. Spore Islands
511. Spread Good Vibes with Life is good.®
512. Star Trek Quotes
513. Star Wars Figures
514. Stickers
515. Street Racing
516. Strippin' Santa
517. Sunshine Ranch
518. Superlatives
519. SuperPoke!
520. SuperPoke! Pets
521. Surprise Gifts!
522. SUSHI
523. Tallest Tower
524. Taste of Wheeling
525. Team Italy Fans
526. Tell The Truth!
527. Test your Coach Souza knowledge.
528. Tetris Friends
529. Texas HoldEm Poker
530. The Amber Wolf
531. The Brain Dominance Test
532. The Brain Game
533. The Comprehensive Zombie Survival Quiz
534. The Dot Game
535. The Fellowship
536. The Fortune Teller
537. The Heist
538. THE INNER NATIONALITY QUIZ: WHAT ARE YOU REALLY?
539. The L Word: Which Character Are You?
540. The Life Experience Test
541. The Moron Test
542. The New Astrology™
543. The Pink Ribbon
544. The Political Idealogy Quiz
545. The Run Around
546. the sesame street personality quiz
547. the Sindicate
548. The True Age Test
549. The Ultimate Grammar Quiz
550. The Warlords
551. The Watchmen Personality Profile Quiz
552. The World's Smallest Political Quiz
553. The Zoo Game
554. There/Their/They're Test
555. Throw Beads
556. Top Friends
557. Top Restaurant
558. Top Words
559. Travel Balloon
560. Traveler IQ Challenge
561. Treasure Madness
562. Trolls
563. Twirl
564. Typing Maniac
565. Typing Race!
566. Typing Speed
567. Unicorns
568. UNO™
569. US Marine Corps Gifts
570. Valentine's Gifts
571. Vampire Wars
572. Vampires!
573. Veterinary Emergencies
574. Viking Clan
575. Virgin Islands
576. Visual Bookshelf
577. Want to know the first 3 letter of the person who likes you?
578. War Metal
579. Warlords
580. Watch This Video
581. Water Balloons
582. Water Gun Fight!
583. Weather
584. Weird Gifts for "Friends"
585. Welsh Stuff
586. weRead ( Books iRead )
587. What "Periodic Element" are you?
588. What '90s Sitcom Are You?
589. What 1980's Song Are You?
590. What 2008 Song Are You?
591. What 2009 song are you?
592. What 7 deadly sins are you??
593. What 70's t.v. show character are you?
594. What actress are you
595. What Alice In Wonderland Character Are You?
596. what animal is most like you?
597. What animal is your spirit guide?
598. What are the initials of the person who loves you?
599. what are you angel or devil!!!
600. what are you born to do?
601. What are you!!(Emo,GirlyGril,TomBoy.........)
602. What Barbie Are You ?
603. What Beer are you?
604. What Bible Book Are You?
605. What Biblical Character Are You?
606. What breed of dog are you?
607. What breed of dog are you?
608. What brooklyn tech kid are you?
609. What Bruce Springsteen Song Describes you
610. What California City Should You Live In?
611. What Calvin alter ego are you?
612. What Cartoon Character are you?
613. What cartoon character best describes you?
614. What cheese are you?
615. What Chinese Symbol Are You??
616. What chromatic harmony are you?
617. What Circle Of Hell Are You In?
618. What classic Guns N' Roses song are you?
619. What college do you belong to?
620. What color are you?
621. What color are you?
622. what color dragon are you??
623. What Color Is Your Heart?
624. What colour is your heart?
625. What Connecticut City Is Best For You?
626. What Country Music Legend Are You?
627. What crayon color are you?
628. What Cthulhu Mythos creature are you?
629. What Cullen Are You?
630. What dead rock star are you?
631. What Decade Fits Your Personality Best?
632. What Deliciously Geeky Sci-Fi Fandom Are You?
633. What Dewey number are you?
634. What Disney Princess are you?
635. what do people first notice about you?
636. What do your eyes say?
637. What does your birthday say about you?
638. What does your eyes say...
639. What does your mind look like?
640. What does your siqn say about you.. ? (:
641. What drink are you?
642. What drug are you most like?
643. What Drug Are You?
644. What Dungeons & Dragons character archetype am I?
645. What early 80's wrestler are you?
646. What Era Should You Time Travel To?
647. What famous literary heroine are you?
648. What farm animal are you?
649. What Farm Town is Missing.
650. what fictional creature are you?
651. What Finnish band are you?
652. What flavor of Ben and Jerry's are you most like?
653. What Flavor of Ice Cream Are You?
654. What font are you
655. What gemstone are you?
656. What gift should you get for Christmas?
657. What Godfather character are you
658. what greek god are you
659. What hair color should you have?
660. What Hindu God are you?
661. What hit 2009 song are you?!?
662. what hollywood actress are you?
663. What instrument are you?
664. What is the Name of the person you will Marry?
665. What is your Best Trait?
666. What is your biggest fear?
667. What is your biggest weakness?
668. What is your dream house?
669. What is your Euro-persona?
670. What is your greatest fear?
671. What is your Hippie Name?
672. What is your inner animal?
673. What Is Your Japanese Name?
674. What is your life Rated?
675. What is your lucky number?
676. What is your Mafia nickname?
677. What is your Maturity level?
678. What is your patronus?
679. What is your Patronus?
680. What is your personality type??
681. What is your Pharmacy IQ?
682. What Is Your Political Alignment?
683. WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE?
684. What is your RPG Class?
685. What is your SCA destiny?
686. What Is Your Secret Innermost Desire For Your Life...?
687. What is your Sex Sign?
688. What is your Soul Animal?
689. what is your spirit animal
690. What is your Spiritual Personality?
691. What Is Your Split Personality?
692. What is your superhero personality?
693. What Jersey town best suits you?
694. What Job Are You Born For?
695. What job best fits you
696. What kind of an Angelino are you?
697. What kind of camper are you?
698. What kind of caver are you?
699. What kind of crazy are you
700. What kind of dog are you?
701. What kind of evil creature are you?
702. What kind of Evil Over Lord would you be?
703. What Kind Of Firearm Best Suits Your Personality?
704. What Kind of Gem are you?
705. What kind of guy are you?((guys only))
706. What kind of kiss are you?
707. What kind of librarian are you?
708. What Kind of Man Are You?
709. What kind of mom are you
710. What kind of Mother are YOU?
711. What kind of old person will you be?
712. what kind of soul do you have
713. What kind of tattoo should you get?
714. What kind of writer are you?
715. What Led Zeppelin song are you?
716. What liquor are you???
717. What Literary Time Period Are You?
718. What Looney Tunes Caracter are you?
719. What Lord of the Rings Character are you?
720. What Marvel Villain Are You?
721. What Massachusetts City/Town Should You Live In?
722. What Matrix Character Are You?
723. What Michael Jackson Song are You?
724. What Montana town should you live in?
725. What movie is your life?
726. What Muppet Are You?
727. What Muppet Are You?
728. What musical chord are you?
729. What musical theatre character are you?
730. What Musical Theatre Composer Will Write The Score To Your Life?
731. What Musical Theatre Leading Lady Are You?
732. What Mythology creature are you?
733. What nationality are you?
734. What Natural Disaster Are You?
735. What NCIS character are you?
736. What NFL player are you?
737. What Norse God Or Goddess Are You?
738. What old movie actor are you?
739. What old school WWF wrestler are you?
740. What part of Newhampshire do you belong?
741. What Personality Disorder Do You Have? (Revised)
742. What PITTSBURGH Neighborhood Do You Belong In?
743. What Plastic Army Man Are You?
744. what playboy bunny are you?
745. What Princess Bride character are you?
746. What programming language are you?
747. What Providence bar am I in?
748. What Psychiatric Disorder do you have?
749. What Random Object Are You?
750. What Red Sox player are you?
751. What role do you play in life?
752. What RPG class suits you?
753. What Sex and the City character are you?
754. What sexy cartoon female are you?
755. What Shakespearean Character Are You?
756. What Should You Get Pierced?
757. What should your major be?
758. What should your parents have named you?
759. What Smiths Song Are You????
760. What Sort of Academic Are You?
761. What Star Trek character are you?
762. What State should i live in?
763. What stereotype do you fit?
764. What super power(s) would you have?
765. What Swear Word Are You?
766. What swearing word best suits you ?
767. What Tarot card are you?
768. What Texting Emoticon Are You?
769. What time period should you be living in?
770. What type of a person are you?
771. What type of bicycle are you?
772. What type of girl are you?
773. What type of horse are you?
774. What type of Instrument should You play!!!!
775. What type of medieval soldier are you?
776. What type of pagan are you?
777. What type of person are you?
778. What type of serial killer would I be?
779. What type of shoe defines you?
780. What type of Starbucks drink are you?
781. What type of Vermonter are you?
782. What U.S. State Do You Belong To?
783. what volleyball position should you play?
784. What were you born to do?
785. What were YOU in YOUR PAST LIFE ?
786. What will you get this xmas?
787. What will your Son's name be?
788. What wine are you?
789. What Writer/Author is the voice of your SOUL?
790. What's your Actual Age?
791. What's Your Bible IQ?
792. What's your geek level?
793. What's your ghetto nickname?
794. What's Your Godfather IQ?
795. What's your ideal man?
796. WHAT'S YOUR NAME MEANING?
797. What's your Native American Indian name?
798. What's Your NPR Personality?
799. What's your old lady name?
800. What's your personality type?
801. What's Your Personality Type?
802. What's your power animal?
803. What's your Red Neck Name?
804. What's your Twilight style?
805. whats you animal spirit?
806. When will you DIE?
807. When will you get married?
808. when will you get married?
809. Where are you meant to live??
810. Where in Maine Should You Live?
811. Where should you take your next vacation??
812. Where would you live in Disneyland?
813. Which "Dexter" TV show character are you?
814. Which 60's subculture would you belong to?
815. Which 80's band are you?
816. Which 80's Song Describes You?
817. Which 80's Toy Are You?
818. Which 80s movie defines you?
819. Which 90s alt-rock goddess are you?
820. Which Action Hero are you?
821. Which Action Movie Hero Are You?
822. Which alignment are you?
823. Which AP test are you?
824. WHICH ARCHITECT ARE YOU?
825. Which BADASS thing are you?
826. Which Barbie are you?
827. Which Beatle are you most like?
828. Which Beatles song Are You?
829. Which Billy Mays Product are YOU!
830. Which Candy Are You Like?
831. Which Captain Planet Planeteer Are You?
832. Which Car suits your Personality?
833. Which Cardiac Dysrhythmia are you?
834. Which celebrity should you marry?
835. Which celebrity would play you in a movie of your life? (women only)
836. Which character from HBO's True Blood are you?
837. Which character from The Wire are you?
838. Which Chicago neighborhood should you live in?
839. Which Children's Book Character Are You Most Like?
840. Which Classic Hollywood Actress Are You?
841. Which classic novel are you?
842. Which color best suits your personality?
843. Which color is your aura?
844. Which Colorado City Should you live in?
845. Which Columbus suburb should you live in?
846. Which corny pick-up line suits you best?
847. Which crazy bitch are you?
848. Which Crazy Writer Are You?
849. Which Cullen are you?
850. Which Daria character are you?
851. Which decade are you?
852. WHICH DINOSAUR/WEAPON COMBO WOULD YOU RIDE INTO BATTLE!!!!!!
853. Which Dirty Dancing Character Are You?
854. Which Disney Villain Are You?
855. Which Disney/Pixar Character are you?
856. Which Doctor Who are YOU?
857. Which Dog Are You?
858. Which Dr. Seuss Character are you?
859. Which Egyptian god are you?
860. Which element are you?
861. Which element are you?
862. Which Facts of Life character are you?
863. Which Famous Historical Couple Are You?
864. Which Famous or Infamous Woman In History Are You?
865. Which famous painting are you?
866. Which figure from history are you?
867. Which film director are you?
868. Which Firefly Character Are You?
869. Which Food Network Personality Are You?
870. Which Ghastlycrumb Tiny are you?
871. Which GHETTO Booty is like yours?
872. Which Gilligan's Island Character are you?
873. Which Golden Girl are you?
874. Which Gossip Girl Character Are You?
875. Which Goth Band Are You?
876. Which Grease Character Are You?
877. Which Greek god are you?
878. Which Greek God are you?
879. Which Halloween Candy Are You?
880. Which Harry Potter character are you most like?
881. Which Harry Potter character are you?
882. Which Harry Potter Character Are You?
883. Which Harry Potter character are you?
884. Which Harry Potter House Do You Belong In?
885. Which Historical Female Badass Are You?
886. Which historical female figure are you?
887. Which historical figure are you?
888. Which Historically Misunderstood Person Are You Most Likely to Befriend?
889. Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy character are you?
890. Which Hogwarts Man Would You Have Ended Up With?
891. Which House M.D, character are you?
892. Which infectious disease are you?
893. Which internet meme are you?
894. Which Iron Maiden song are you?
895. Which is your Dream Home?
896. Which Jane Austen Heroine Are You?
897. Which Jedi are you?
898. Which Joss Whedon character are you?
899. Which Labyrinth Character are You?
900. Which Leading Lady Are You?
901. Which legendary warrior are you?
902. Which literary theorist are you?
903. Which LOLcat are you?
904. Which Lord of the rings character are you ?
905. Which Loyal Primarch are you?
906. Which M*A*S*H Character Are You?
907. Which Marvel Character Are You
908. Which mathematical function are you?
909. Which matrial arts style suits you?
910. Which messed up care bear are you?
911. Which Michael Jackson hit song are You?
912. Which Mode of Production Are You?
913. Which Monty Python and the Holy Grail Character Are You?
914. Which Mr.men/Little miss character are you???????
915. Which Muppet Are You?
916. Which Muppet are you?
917. Which Muscle Car are you?
918. Which of the 7 deadly sins are you?
919. Which of the Undead are you?
920. Which of the X men are you?
921. Which of your Chakras is most open?
922. Which Old School Obscure Seasame Street character are you?
923. Which part of NYC do you belong in?
924. Which Peanuts Character Are You Quiz?
925. Which Peanuts/Snoopy Character Are You?
926. Which philosopher are you?
927. which PIN UP are u?
928. Which Planet Do You Come From?
929. Which President are you?
930. Which Pride & Prejudice character are you?
931. Which Psychotherapist Are You?
932. Which punctuation mark are you?
933. Which punk rock star are you?
934. Which race would you belong to in Middle-Earth?
935. Which Red Sox Player are you?
936. Which Ridiculous Librarian Stereotype are You?
937. Which Rocky Horror Character are you?
938. Which sad medievalist stereotype do you embody?
939. Which secret society should you belong to?
940. Which Serenity crewmember are you?
941. which serial murderer are you?
942. WHICH SEXY LADY ARE YOU?
943. Which Shakespeare Play Are You?
944. Which Shakespearean Character Would You Be?
945. Which side of your brain is dominant?
946. Which Skins Character Are You? (Seasons 1-3)
947. Which Soprano are you?
948. Which Springfield resident are you?
949. Which Star Trek character are you?
950. Which Star Wars Character Are You?
951. Which Steel Magnolias Character Are You?
952. Which stereotypical Californian are you?
953. which style icon are you?
954. Which Superhero Are You?
955. Which Supreme Court Justice Are You?
956. Which Terrifying Creature Are You?
957. Which Tim Buton's 'Alice in Wonderland' Character are You?
958. Which total badass are you?
959. Which Transformer are you?
960. Which True Blood Character Are You?
961. Which TRULY Badass Historical Female Are You?
962. Which TV Mom are You?
963. Which Twin Peaks character are you?
964. Which type of woman are you?
965. Which US President are you?
966. Which Volturi vampire are you?
967. Which Wizard of Oz Character are You?
968. Which XKCD comic are you?
969. Which Zodiac Sign Are You Most Compatible With?
970. Who are you aboard the USS Enterprise?
971. Who are you in ancient mythology?
972. Who are you to others?
973. Who are you.... really?
974. Who Has The Biggest Brain?
975. Who is following you ?
976. Who is your lifetime match?
977. Who Is Your Twilight Guy (Real Answer)
978. Who Likes You?
979. Who loves you?
980. Who Should Direct the Movie of Your Life?
981. Who Were You In A Past Life?
982. Who would be a good patron saint for you?
983. Who would be your celebrity boyfriend?
984. Who's Your Hollywood Hunk?
985. Wich Big Bang Theory Character Are You?
986. Wich breed of dog are you?
987. Willy's Sweet Shop
988. wondorous vampirous gifts 2
989. Word Challenge
990. Word Hunt 2009
991. Word Twist
992. Wordscraper
993. World Conquest
994. Xobni
995. Yacht
996. Yankee Gifts
997. Yearbook
998. You vs Shark: Who would win?
999. Your American Accent
1000. Your Birthday Profile
1001. Your ideal job.
1002. Your Life Path Number Numerology
1003. Your Name Numerology
1004. your nawty costume
1005. Your Say
1006. Your Tarot Card Reading
1007. YoVille
1008. Zimride | Carpool
1009. Zombies
1010. Zoo Builder
1011. Zoo World
1012. Zoosk
1013. Zoosk

Comments

[greatsword.livejournal.com]

How do you become aware of these and block them?

So far, I've avoided farcebook. There's some pressure to join, but it seems like a bad time to be jumping in this particular mudhole.

[ornoth.livejournal.com]

Ah, excellent!

Becoming aware... Think of FB like LJ. You friend people, and their posts show up on your Friends Page (on FB it's called your Wall). But FB is also an application platform, so there are little apps that you can "install" on your profile that will let you take quizzes or play Scrabble or send virtual gifts to your friends. So far so good?

Now, many of these applications will automatically post stories onto to your Wall. So, for example, if you beat your high score in Scrabble, the app will announce it to all your friends. Or if you enter a contest for a free iPod, that app will post that fact so that everyone can see it. So if you have a lot of friends, unless you block these apps, you're getting a lot of pointless noise thrown in your face.

In the larger scheme of things, I do think FB is very worthwhile, because it is ubiquitous, and it does allow you to stay in touch with people easily. But you do have to be disciplined about it. If you sign up, my advice would be as follows:

1). NEVER put ANY personal information up there you wouldn't want publicly available to everyone forever. Even if they say it's protected (because it isn't).

2). Learn the settings you have to change to keep your information secure. It's not easy, and they make everything default to world readable.

3). Never install FB apps except ones you really need and know are by reputable authors.

4). Never, ever, ever trust FB or its creators. They are sleazy, lying, greedy, scheming bastards.

5). I'd suggest being conservative starting out. Friend your friends and don't overdo it. Watch what your friends post, and block their apps as they show up. I've obviously taken this to an extreme. Take your time learning the ropes before diving in very deeply.

With those warnings, I do think FB is going to remain the biggest social networking facility around. It is useful and has a lot going for it, and I've derived a lot of value from it. However, you just can't trust them, and you have to take the usual conservative privacy precautions you'd take with any social networking site.

But...

[iniren.livejournal.com]

... how will I ever know what kind of fairy you are....???????!!!!

[imperator-mei.livejournal.com]

Like.

Re: But...

[ornoth.livejournal.com]

I suggest you consult the Fairy Fairy... ;^P

[awfief.livejournal.com]

If you loved me you'd lj cut. Also, how is it you have Zoosk twice?

[ornoth.livejournal.com]

Cut: done.

Dups: There are actually 14 apps with names which duplicate others. They're still different apps, even though they have identical names.